Why does my dick smell like copper.
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
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Waka recording his backup
this video has changed my life
Flocka and Lil John must be the happiest people in whole goddamn world. Like, anytime they’re having a bad day, or shit’s not going well for them, they get to just hop in a studio and fucking shout shit like “YEAH” and “BOW” and their names.
And they get paid for this. Like, big time. I want that.
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Create beautiful flowing art with Silk.HAVE FUCKING FUN.
Jesus. I found this from an imgur post, like, 5 minutes before you posted it.
It seriously went like:
This is kind of cool
Okay, where’s my cell phone USB
SHIT WOMAN CAN YOU READ MY MIND!?
But yeah it is amazing.
Jarren Benton - Razor Blades and Steak Knives
Come on, anyone with lines like “Go eat a fucking dick like a faggot on bath salts” is probably worth your time.
superstunfisk asked: its a fucking 3DS and it isn't even the final build of the game what are you expecting Crysis 2 on Maximum?
Umm….
I’m not expecting Crysis 2. I just wanna know why a first-party title for a system doesn’t look even half as good as a third-party title like Metal Gear Solid.
This definitely isn’t anything to do with unrealistic expectations, it’s everything to with the graphics look like shit. Probably because if they made them half-way decent they wouldn’t be able to sell you Battle Revolution U.
The mysterious hidden Pokémon is actually Electrollelogram! As you’ve probably already guessed, this is the official evolved form of Voltcube, but one big difference is that Electrollelogram is entirely in 2D! Game Freak decided that it’d be a great idea to have a Pokémon such as this one to complement their transition to the 3DS. How exciting!
Looking at this makes you realize how sad Pokemon graphics are, and how you can tell which one is fake because it doesn’t look like a pixelated piece of shit. This looks like something built for a bottom-level Android phone, not the latest greatest dedicated game machine.
Do we expect them to still do that new thing where they swoop around, trying to add an actiony feel while just showing how poor the graphics are? Yes? Though so.
It’s really sad that this company still exists just because they have a few good old games they modernize every once in a while. I’m sure if a wizard showed up and said “Mario Kart, Pokemon, Animal Crossing, Super Mario and Brawl are no longer exclusive titles” Wii sales would end and 3DS would sell 2 a month. But they just re-design the graphics, add enough shit to avoid too many complaints, and force everyone to buy an entirely new system with piss-poor 3rd party titles.
Yeah. A Pokemon rant that didn’t even address the fact they made monsters out of ice cream and trash bags. Shocking I know.
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So this is an actual game trailer. Like, for a 2013 game. I am excite.
